Subscribe

Poor families making their own abs

As Britain’s ab divide grows, low income households are making fake stomach muscles from old Pringles tubs or the plastic bit from a box of Milk Tray.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Government decides more unhappy people will help

NADINE Dorries has won her battle to fill the country with absolutely miserable people who did not want children.

Checking article access…

Next story ›