Strauss-Kahn to celebrate with massive, consensual groping session

 

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Dear Holly,Although the recent English riots didn’t extend as far as our town, I fear that I have played my own shameful part in the civil unrest and have been wrestling with my conscience ever since. At the weekend I went to Argos to purchase a gazebo for the garden and inadvertently walked out of the shop with one of their miniature pens. Do I try to sneak the pen back without anyone knowing, risk being caught but clear my conscience? Or do I just keep hold of the damn thing and take my chances with the police? It’s just such a lovely writer.Edith,Kings Lynn 

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