Children's birthday parties: Five times when it's okay to drink before midday

BOOZING before midday is an activity that separates the merely convivial from the genuinely alcoholic. Except on these occasions:

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All milkshakes now a f**king fiver

THE standard price for a milkshake, regardless of size or quality, is now five f**king pounds.

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