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Eight pints hailed as wonder drug

SCIENTISTS have discovered that eight pints of beer can have a significant theraputic effect on almost any ailment. 

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We smashed up Napoleon at the Battle of Hastings – a gammon's guide to history

IT’S Black History Month, so white people who couldn’t give a f**k the other 11 months of the year are suddenly history buffs. HGV driver Stephen Malley runs through it: 

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