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How to drink a bottle of brandy and draw tattoos on your arm with a biro

EVERYONE’s struggling right now, and everyone’s got tips to help. But have you tried downing a bottle of brandy while drawing tattoos on your own arms? 

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Man afraid to touch his door handle will let five teenagers make a pizza for him

A MAN who puts his sleeve over his hand to open the front door is still eating pizza made by five teenagers on minimum wage. 

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