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I love a pint of alcohol and a scampi: Why I am a regular bloke who supports pubs, by Keir Starmer

I WISH to make it clear that I do not hate pubs, in fact I am a huge fan of these places you like. How boring would life be without a lovely pint of Wife Beater and a game of ‘arrows’?

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How to write a blatantly made-up anecdote for social media

ARE you desperate for attention on the internet? Thousands of people are constantly posting shit that never happened, so here’s how to make sure your dubious tale gets likes.

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