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Six Christmas songs, rewritten to be about drinking

CHRISTMAS is coming, yet unaccountably all our Christmas songs fail to mention the unstinting alcohol abuse which is the hallmark of the season. That can be fixed: 

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Camilla surprises Britain by coming out in favour of posh horsey shagging

THE Queen has caught the UK unawares with her full-throated support of posh people with horses and houses all joyously committing adultery. 

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