A Russian coup, and five other cursed news events that happened during f**king Glastonbury

THE ‘I’m sorry, what the f**k?’ Wagner mutiny during Glastonbury is just one of the major news events the festival has cursed us with: 

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Couple claiming not to know what any sex toy is for

A COUPLE browsing a sex toy website together are both claiming never to have seen any of the products in action before.

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