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Avatar 'Greatest Ever Film With Blue Pretend Cat People'

DIRECTOR James Cameron last night insisted his trillion-dollar epic Avatar 'will set a new standard for films with colourful cat people made by computers'.

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Bonuses No Longer Linked To Being Good At Things

BONUSES should no longer be awarded simply on the basis of doing something properly, it was claimed last night.

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