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Bastille, and other posh twats who released albums rather than going into investment banking

SUCCESS is often guaranteed for privileged people. But sadly for listeners these poshos chose music instead of the more traditional career path of high finance.

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Is Timothee Chalamet secretly EsDeeKid, Banksy, DB Cooper and the Zodiac Killer?

TIMOTHÉE Chalamet is too wonderful to be a mere actor so is rumoured to be Liverpudlian rapper EsDeeKid. But who else is secretly this boyish genius?

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