THIS dude comes into ma office the other day and I ask him his name and he comes back with ‘Vic’. I says to him: “Tell me Vic, in the last three years have you been involved in a muthafuckin’ accident that wasn’t your fault? Call it ma injury lawyer’s intuition, or call it what you muthafuckin’ will but I’m guessin’ that because you’re in a Goddamn wheelchair with your leg in a plaster that you have, in which case you, ma friend would be in need of ma expert legal assistance.” With this, I picked up a black marker pen and signed his plaster ‘Bad Mother Fucker’.

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