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Gareth Bale Sold To San Diego Zoo

TOTTENHAM’S Gareth Bale is to become the star attraction in a Californian zoo, it was confirmed last night.

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Bionic Eye Allows Blind To Double As Speed Cameras

A CUTTTING-edge bionic eye could turn the visually impaired into human speed cameras, scientists have claimed.

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