BBC growing new Top Gear presenters in belly folds of middle-aged man

THE BBC has begun cultivating three new Top Gear presenters in the folds of a fat middle-aged man’s belly.

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New Army Uniforms To Camouflage Lack Of Basic Equipment

BRITISH troops in Afghanistan are to be issued with new uniforms that can disguise the fact they are armed with nothing but rusty tin-openers.

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