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BBC launches inquiry into what working-class people like

THE BBC, having sewn up middle-class viewership with The Celebrity Traitors, is to launch a multi-million pound investigation into the tastes of the poor. 

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Man destroys sexy mood by saying he's horny

A MAN has ruined an atmosphere of growing sexual tension by saying he feels ‘horny’, it has emerged.

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