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Blur, and other bands who followed popular success with albums recorded up their own arses

HAD a hit? Enjoying the money and blowjobs, but feel it does not adequately reflect who you are as artists? Then record your next album in your own colon, like these: 

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Danes sex, Spanish sex, Germans opening windows: six European nations and what they're better at than you

CONTINENTAL Europe is better at everything than you stodgy Brits because they’re just so sophisticated. Here’s what they outshine you at, country by country: 

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