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Women and women can't be friends, relationship experts confirm

THE long-held suspicion that it is impossible for women and women to have genuine friendships has been proved by researchers. 

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I will fight anyone in this Nuneaton Kwik Fit who doesn't agree Train Dreams should have won

AN injustice has been done. And if any of you bastards here replacing tyres dares suggest Train Dreams’s sublime meditation on civilisation rightly lost, I will f**k you up. 

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