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Next Bond film to break new ground with tits, cars and punching

THE next James Bond film will offer a radically different approach by focusing on tits, cars and punching.

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Catholic School To Fight All Cancers Above The Waist

A ROMAN Catholic high school will allow its pupils to receive inoculations against all types of cancer that do not involve their dirty, filthy private parts.

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