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Cowell Makes Olly Wear Joe's Lovely Skin

SIMON Cowell has removed X Factor winner Joe McElderry's skin and stitched Olly Murs into it to create a perfect hybrid of looks and likeability.

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I Do Not Love The Ginger Ones, Says Santa

SANTA Claus last night condemned ginger haired children, insisting they freak him out and will never be welcome at the North Pole.

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