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Danger Mouse to get gritty origin story

A NEW version of Danger Mouse will reveal how the main character lost an eye during torture.

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Stop asking us about f*cking football results, say octopuses

OCTOPUSES have confirmed that they are not psychic and would prefer to be left alone.

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