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Drum Machine Goes Solo

FORMER Echo and The Bunnymen drum machine DR670 has announced its plans to release a solo album.

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Feminism Causes Global Warming, Say Experts

WOMEN who know their place emit less carbon dioxide than uppity madames with so-called careers, it was confirmed last night.

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