'I never bother with the Pyramid Stage': Pretentious shit Glastonbury-goers will be saying this week

KNOW some smug bastard who always goes to Glastonbury? You’ve probably heard them say some of these tedious things.

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‘13th time lucky?' says Bank of England

THE Bank of England is hoping that raising interest rates again will work even though it has failed to make a difference the previous 12 times.

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