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Madonna, and other acts whose schtick hasn't aged well

WHEN your career’s based on your shocking youth, it can make still flogging it around arenas as a sexagenarian tough. These acts are balancing age and dignity: 

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England fans simulate effects of altitude with exhaustion and alcohol

ENGLAND fans now know, thanks to drinking through a game that began at 2am, exactly what it is like to be gasping for breath at 7,220ft. 

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