Man has seen all the big bands when they were unknown and shit

A ROCK fan has seen all of today’s top bands before they were famous or worth watching, he has confirmed.

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Threesome ruined by administrative oversight

A PROMISING sexual encounter between a man and two women has turned into a logistical nightmare.

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