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Man watching Hootenanny alone starts wanking to see if it's possible to sink lower

A MAN who is home alone watching Jools Holland’s Hootenanny on New Year’s Eve has begun masturbating as a challenge to himself to sink even lower. 

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Midnight f**king ages away when you're staying up for it with kids

STAYING awake to witness one year transition to the next is a gruelling marathon that will never end when done with children under ten, parents agree.

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