Mark Kermode's top films that are set in his own rectum

HI, I’m Mark Kermode and it’s fine if you think I’m a twat.

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Middle-aged people ask 'Generation Sensible' what it's like having sex sober

MIDDLE-AGED people have asked the younger fitness-obsessed generation what sex is like when you aren’t drunk.

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