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Michael Jackson biopic first film of Nonce Cinematic Universe

THE new Michael Jackson film is the first instalment of an interconnected cinematic universe of celebrity sex offenders, its producers have announced. 

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Starmer flees to International Space Station

THE prime minister has informed parliament he cannot answer questions as he is orbiting Earth on the International Space Station for the next 18 months. 

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