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Birds thrilled to shit on your laundry again

BIRDS are waking up singing merrily every morning because the season of them crapping all over the clean clothes you have hung out is here once more. 

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Rachel Weisz, Carey Mulligan and other crushes your wife allows because they reflect well on her

IF she’s a serious actress in highbrow movies? Then your wife sanctions and allows your crush because it shows your discerning taste in women. All these are permitted: 

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