My insufferably smug career plans after Edinburgh. By a posh girl

EDINBURGH is being invaded by middle-class students hoping their dire fringe shows will lead to comedy or acting success. Here Charlotte Phelps outlines her slightly nauseating plans.

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How to be in complete denial it's a shit summer: Tips from a Brexiter

SICK of day after day of shit summer weather? Try to cope by refusing to admit it’s happening. Ardent Brexiter Roy Hobbs shares the tips he’s learnt.

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