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Next Series Of Downton Abbey To Include Phone Voting

ITV bosses will build on the success of Downton Abbey by using public phone votes to decide who gets killed in the Great War.

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Bush Explains Upside Of Torture, Mass Death And Bankruptcy

GEORGE W Bush has defended his presidency insisting history will wait until he is dead before admitting that mass killing and bankruptcy are excellent.

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