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Paxman Grows Weary Of Testicles

NEWSNIGHT presenter Jeremy Paxman last night admitted he had grown weary of his testicles and would like them to be removed by a Scotsman.

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Lord Coe's Olympic Blog

LORD Sebastian Coe is one of life's winners, whether I'm thrashing Steve Ovett to take the 1500m gold in Moscow, single-handedly bringing the Olympics back to London, or becoming head boy by exposing my rivals as communist sympathisers.

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