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Pop music now aimed at middle-aged male perverts

40-PLUS male perverts are the target demographic for modern pop music, it has emerged.

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Incredible battle of wills watched intermittently while tea prepared

BRITONS have hailed Andy Murray after watching snippets of yesterday’s hard-fought match while mostly doing stuff in another room.

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