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Robert Jenrick, and other famous people who should never write a children's book

KEIRA Knightley has written a children’s book, based on no literary merit other than being in Pride & Prejudice. Here are some more famous people who really shouldn’t bother either.

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Sarah Beeny's guide to building your own countryside Death Star without planning permission

SADLY my plans to build a fully-functional Death Star on my estate in Somerset have run into objections. Here is my advice on dealing with idiotic planning regulations and whinging locals.

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