Shakespeare’s first theatre ‘mainly porno’

WILLIAM Shakespeare’s first theatre offered mainly hardcore sex plays, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) This week, in a strange case of life imitating art, everyone you meet will be balding with curly hair and singing Bridge Over Troubled Water.

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