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Six 80s pop acts who wish they'd planned better for their retirement

THE doyens of the Smash Hits era are now in their 60s, with many still forced to crank out the old hits on punishing 80s retro tours. Could these acts have prepared better for their twilight years?

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'Want to go for a drink?' and other phrases that could possibly mean 'Fancy a shag?'

THINKING of making idle chat? Be careful. If you use any of these phrases, you might inadvertently be asking someone if they’d like to have sex.

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