Six good reasons why the hot girl at a gig won't talk to you

STRUGGLING to start a conversation with the hot girl who has blessed a gig with her presence? These are the sound reasons she is ignoring you.

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Six horrific occupations to have in a heatwave that happily aren't yours

FEELING miserable about sweating in an office in July? Cheer yourself up by reflecting on the differences between these jobs and yours.

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