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Supergirl movie focuses on tough extinction vs cousin-f**king dilemma

THE new Supergirl movie examines the brutal quandary of whether it is better to allow the Kryptonian race to die out or to f**k one’s cousin. 

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Total f**king bastard slept well last night

AN insufferable man has woken up feeling refreshed after getting a full eight hours of sleep last night.

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