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The Macarena, and other songs where freestyle dancing is mercifully forbidden

LIFE is full of hard decisions, including what to do with your body on the dance floor. Thankfully, these songs have mandatory moves you must obey.

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All 26 members of the England World Cup squad and how they'll individually let us down

THE England World Cup squad has been named, much to the country’s regret. Here’s how each of them will disgrace the shirt: 

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