The top six middle-class wanks

MIDDLE CLASS? Thinking of lying back and treating yourself to a bit of a strum? Here are six social-status-suitable self-abuse scenarios:

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Five f**king nightmare wankers you'll end up sat next to on the plane

FLYING off on holiday? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes:

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