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The Wicker Man, and other films with surprising yet disturbing wank potential

MASTURBATORY opportunities can present themselves at the strangest of times. Who would have thought these classic movies would contain dubious wanking material?

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Cider Barrel, and other lollies that prove the old days were better and you should vote Reform

THE classic ice lollies of the 70s and 80s are more than just nostalgia. They symbolise a better time which only Reform can bring back, explains councillor Norman Steele.

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