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The Wombles are back, and yes now they're sexy

THE Wombles have returned and yes, like everything else, they are now woke, sexy and for adults only. 

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Croatia: how did they, of all countries, end up our nemesis?

TONIGHT England face Croatia once again with a single question on the nation’s lips: how exactly did these bastards become our footballing nemesis? 

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