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If you're on a yacht, it serves you right

ANYTHING bad that happens to you while on board a yacht is your own fault, Britain has agreed. 

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Slow, incompetent bartender looking forward to his first shift this evening

A TRAINEE bartender who asks questions like ‘sorry, what’s a Guinness?’ cannot wait to serve thirsty patrons during his shift covering this evening’s England’s match.  

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