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Were you far, far too into The Rocky Horror Show as a teenager?

STRUGGLING to grieve for Tim Curry because you spent your teenage years way too into The Rocky Horror Show and don’t want to be reminded of it? You did all these: 

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Jason Statham's guide to getting your ball back

AS a rugged action hero, I f**king hate it when one of the lads hoofs the ball over a fence. Here’s how I retrieve what’s rightfully mine while minimising the death count: 

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