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Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot?

THE BBC is rebooting Top Gear and of course, like everything else that damned corporation produces, it will be hideously wokified. Miserable white man Roy Hobbs imagines the presenting shortlist:

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Man forced to confront own horniness by age verification check

THE abyss of an age verification check has gazed back at a man preparing to prove he is old enough to access pornography.

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