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Why Bake Off is all that stands between me and full mental breakdown

by nail technician Nikki Hollis

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Government launches 'Get Shitfaced at 11am to Help Out' scheme

THE government has countered its pub curfew by launching the ‘Get Shitfaced at 10am to Help Out’ scheme to support hostelries. 

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