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Wills and Kate: what do they do all day to not have time to watch films?

THE news that William and Kate have not had time to watch all five Bafta nominated films has the UK questioning what else they are f**king doing. 

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Why this horrible bigot we interviewed at the bus stop represents every Gorton and Denton voter

WE kept looking. We refused to give up. And eventually we found the one unbelievably thick, nasty and prejudiced voter who reflects the views of all Gorton and Denton voters. 

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