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Without a James Bond, a Doctor Who, Strictly presenters and a prime minister, Britain is defenceless

By Dr Helen Archer, professional catastrophist

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Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in them

MILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found. 

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