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Wuthering Heights, and other classics that wouldn't work if the characters were vaguely sensible

CINEMAGOERS will soon discover that Wuthering Heights could be half as long with a nice happy ending if any character had basic common sense. Also true of these: 

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Six reasons why you're so much hotter than the girls in porn, by a boyfriend who's been caught watching porn

I LOVE you, I respect you and you are standing in the doorway with your arms crossed while I close browser windows. You are so much hotter than girls in porn and here’s why:

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