Arts & Entertainment

SALES executive Tom Logan is genuinely looking forward to seeing Tron: Legacy, it emerged last night.

ITV has been bombarded by angry viewers demanding to know why they were not allowed to see Christine Aguilera's holiest of holies.

PINK Floyd legend Dave Gilmour is to explore his son's defilement of the cenotaph with a rock opera that will last for about two days.

PRINCE Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were badly shaken last night after their car was attacked by masked thugs, violently opposed to the Royal Variety Performance.

IN a last minute change, CNN has ditched trainee journalist Piers Morgan in favour of Bruce Forsyth.

CLASSIC Smiths albums like Meat is Murder contain hidden pro-Tory messages only audible when the vinyl is played backwards.

PETER Jackson's latest Tolkien blockbuster will portray Bilbo Baggins as a black hobbit hustler who needs to score some serious treasure to pay off his debts.

THE overwhelming popularity of Wagner may be due to millions of people thinking he is brilliant, it was confirmed last night.

ITUNES customers are today lining up outside the Apple store for the chance to be the first to download Octopus's Garden.

A DEMENTED TV producer is running his own hellish celebrity-based reality show in the Cambodian jungle, where he is worshipped as a god by natives.