Arts & Entertainment

THE US remake of Mike Leigh's Another Year will feature Jim Broadbent with a pair of massive robot arms, the producers have confirmed.

ITV bosses will build on the success of Downton Abbey by using public phone votes to decide who gets killed in the Great War.

THE BBC has shrugged off strike action by its journalists by screening a selection of classic news stories from the last 40 years.

THE lyrics to the Band Aid charity song Do They Know It's Christmas ultimately ended up in the hands of total arseholes, it has emerged.

CHRISTINE Bleakley is to wrestle a Komodo dragon on live television, at the specific request of the sole remaining viewer of  Daybreak.

THOUSANDS of thirtysomething females have been left wondering whether they just saw Take That in concert, or a bunch of singing plasterers.

THIS year's Eastenders Christmas will set new standards in unbearably hellish festive grimness, the BBC has promised.

THE broadcaster of The Only Way Is Essex is to apologise to the county's residents using pictures of things they recognise.

SIMON Cowell will last as long as the universe contains beings with television sets and money, it was confirmed yesterday.

POP music all sounds the same these days, the singer of Goodbye Candle in the Road claimed last night.