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12 Year-Old Boys Back Johnson Airport Plan

BORIS Johnson’s plan to build an artificial island in the Thames and then put an airport on it has been backed by the majority of Britain’s 12 year-old boys.

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'I Was There'

Paul McCartney at the 1985 Ryder CupI WAS kind of, you know, playing around in me studio one day when I took a break to have a sandwich. I always think it's a good idea to have a sandwich at lunchtime, whereas some people okay, prefer a bowl of soup, but in those days Linda and myself were like, dead against the eating of soup.

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